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cock-holliday:

What Trump dying would NOT do: take white supremacy with him, end the issues that are so deeply imbedded in this county’s foundation, end fascism

What Trump dying WOULD do: make me laugh very hard very much and very forcefully, perhaps even shed tears

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

white house: could a sick person do THIS *pic of trump sitting and holding a pen*

salty-vegan:

astrodickology:

Weird girls suffer more than marines

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okboy:

heymomlookimadeablog:

okboy:

i think everyone in england is just voice acting or something i dont think people actually sound like that

hey op can I politely ask which country you’re from?

peppa pig boutta say something racist

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brashishbutch-deactivated202112:

oh to take my girl on a musem date where she tells me things about everything she sees and i don’t understand a word of it because i’m too busy thinking about how i want to kiss her

I wish there were more like her.

lesbiansgoal:

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spongebobssquarepants:

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homo-sex-shoe-whale:

My favourite thing about lesbians is that we love ugly clothes. Totally unironically. We shop for clothes like: “Wow. That’s hideous. How much is it?”

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andyhozierbyrne:

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